Tuesday, July 30, 2024
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old people be like #1
jesus if i looked like that id kill myself
when youre poopingg and the poop water touches your butt...
aw hell nah
this bitch dead
"i remmember being born..."
me when tweakin off the goodwill cart
ok cmon now why she dressed like a cup
Sunday, July 21, 2024
america be like
ONE TIME I HAD TO REMOVE TWO OF MY FINGERS SO I COULD LICK MY OWN ELBOW, NEEDLESS TO SAY, A SAD BUT IMPORTANT TRADE OFF
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Mister pibb????????????/// turned into a differnt soda
i didnt know it was always pibb extra, one day iwas walking into a pizza place and walk inside and ask waiter if i cold hae the #4 pizzaspe cial with a mister pib and large sausage slice, the waiter pizza guy was like "uh...u mean pib extra.." i was like i remember it it MISTER PIBB this guy was yankin my balls or sumthing n i went n awas like bro cmon now, the man just sya "hm, mandela affect or something" ...yea i got that, i gues it was the neslaon mandel efect, where we live in a different universe n shit. well i took my drink, it tasted the same as the mrpibb i remember but i guess its always been pibb xtra. im so fucking mad, then i slammed my toe in my truck door while getting in, hasd a fucking bad injurt n had to u go 2 dcotror, doc said that had 3 be aputed, said hm k then got done but due to one clumsy internt, i ended up havin my whole body aputed and flushed down the toilet. o noooo my body i criesd/ anways im so fucking tired of american politics, can someone explore a big bomb nad destroy the entire world.plzzzplzpzlpzlplz
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